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 Haha... Mar 07, 2010
I saw this shirt in a snowboarding gift list a while before it became famous, and knew I had to buy it, after buying I looked in the newspaper and saw it had an article, just more proof of how trendy I am, too bad it's to small now... :(
Gamechanger. Mar 07, 2010
I got this little gem right before my court-ordered appearance for a domestic dispute I had with my wife Shirlena and my cousin Debbie after Shirlena caught me and Debbie sharing a tall glass of Tang and watching NASCAR together. My court-appointed attorney had told me to wear a suit, but the only type of suit I got is a birthday suit so I made like Greg Knauss of the 48 car and called an audible by wearing this here fine t-shirt to court. Needless to say, that was the best decision I've made since I went to third base with my second cousin. (Hey Trixie)
Well The judge took one look at that trio of majestic wolves on my amorphous chest and said "not guilty by reason of AWESOMENESS!!" Then the court stenographer just couldn't resist the power of the wolves any longer and jumped my lumpy body like she was a buck in rut. I'll spare you the details, but lets just say it brought the jury to a standing "O" if you know what I mean.
Bottom line, this shirt is a must have for every red blooded, cousin lovin', beer swillin' American. And I should know, cuz it takes one to know one.
 Two extremes Mar 06, 2010
I struggled long and hard thinking about the appropriate amount of stars that this T-shirt deserves. The 5 star rating system is an extremely complex and completely all encompassing test of a product's value. There are so many levels involved in each star. So now i've gotta explain how 3 stars chose me. Well, there were the 5 star qualities such as: 1. giving me the ability to understand Lost while watching 2. allowing me watch the tiger woods press conference and feel sorry for the guy 3. making my chest strong enough to withstand bullets shot at close range and last but certainly not least 4. the power to accomplish 9-9-9. On the other end of the spectrum, there were the 1 star attributes. I'm not going to get into the obvious drawbacks of not including 0 stars as an option in this system. We'll just say it's an oversight and leave it at that. The 1 star qualities include: attaching to my body like a wet tongue to a frozen metal pipe, the luring in of females of all sizes, shapes, and species to get a piece, and it makes me want to watch 24, Burn Notice, & the Ghost Whisper, eat Filet O Fish Sandwiches, Chipotle Burritos, and White Castle lobster bites. So, I ran a complex formula through an expensive computer program to find the result, and that's how I determined that this shirt was worthy of 3 stars.
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The power of 3W1M in a bad economy Mar 05, 2010
So I went to check out some tools a guy was selling on the local online classifieds and decided to wear my 3W1M shirt to give me some much needed confidence when it came time to potentially bargaining on the price. So I show up at the guy's house and knock on the door - as soon as he opened the door he saw my 3W1M shirt and you could instantly see the look of simultaneous fear and respect in his face. As a bead of sweat came down his brow he said "Meet me by the garage". He opened the garage and I stepped in and before I could even look at his tools, he was already offering all his tools at 50% of his advertised price. I yawned in indifference and started looking at the tools without responding. He was getting more anxious by the second and I told him his tools were "OK" but I have seen better. He instantly said he would give me all the tools for free. I thanked him for his generous offer, so we began loading the tools in my car and he decided to give me his SUV since it had more space to haul the tools. So if you are unemployed or looking to make a few extra bucks, get yourself a 3W1M shirt and reap the economic rewards it has to offer. Perhaps we should send all of our elected officials their own 3W1M shirt???
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 I am now a lone wolf Mar 05, 2010
My wife unwittingly bought this shirt as a gift for her brother and then left me for him.
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