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 One is not enough Mar 11, 2010
I thought one of these shirts was good enough. BOY was I wrong!
I bought another two after my first one disappeared (to awesome for me I guess) and instead of wearing one on top of another (awesome enough) I cut the shirt's back off and sewed the front of the second onto the back of the first. I now have a six wolf shirt and this time I'm never taking it off.
Now if only I could figure out how to add two more shirts on the side beneath the arms. Hello 12 wolf shirt!
Sweet deal Mar 09, 2010
I had no doubt in my mind that this shirt would change my life...I was right. Before purchasing the Wolf shirt, I was your typical student struggling with a 1.0 GPA. I had missed all of my midterms and was seriously considering transferring schools to escape the shame of failing community college. I just got this shirt today and immediately after releasing the Wolves (so to speak) from their plastic cage, I donned the awesome and went to meet with my professors. I should explain that I am a philosophy major and all of my professors are ego tripping douche-nozzles: the kind of people who scorn dissent and other people's ideas (this one time I argued that Kant was in fact a furry). Well anyway so I put the shirt on and felt empowered by the howl of the wolf pack. I met with all 3 of my professors and each one was more impressed than the last. I could, as a wolf, smell their fear and intimidation because let's be honest, this shirt says one thing: I am an animal, I am fierce, I am strong, I am red blooded American, I am dark, I am mysterious, I am to be feared, I am to respected, in one word: I am the beast. Long story short, they each gave me an "A" for "AWESOME"!! Thank you 3-Wolf Shirt, thank you...
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Haha... Mar 07, 2010
I saw this shirt in a snowboarding gift list a while before it became famous, and knew I had to buy it, after buying I looked in the newspaper and saw it had an article, just more proof of how trendy I am, too bad it's to small now... :(
Gamechanger. Mar 07, 2010
I got this little gem right before my court-ordered appearance for a domestic dispute I had with my wife Shirlena and my cousin Debbie after Shirlena caught me and Debbie sharing a tall glass of Tang and watching NASCAR together. My court-appointed attorney had told me to wear a suit, but the only type of suit I got is a birthday suit so I made like Greg Knauss of the 48 car and called an audible by wearing this here fine t-shirt to court. Needless to say, that was the best decision I've made since I went to third base with my second cousin. (Hey Trixie)
Well The judge took one look at that trio of majestic wolves on my amorphous chest and said "not guilty by reason of AWESOMENESS!!" Then the court stenographer just couldn't resist the power of the wolves any longer and jumped my lumpy body like she was a buck in rut. I'll spare you the details, but lets just say it brought the jury to a standing "O" if you know what I mean.
Bottom line, this shirt is a must have for every red blooded, cousin lovin', beer swillin' American. And I should know, cuz it takes one to know one.
 Two extremes Mar 06, 2010
I struggled long and hard thinking about the appropriate amount of stars that this T-shirt deserves. The 5 star rating system is an extremely complex and completely all encompassing test of a product's value. There are so many levels involved in each star. So now i've gotta explain how 3 stars chose me. Well, there were the 5 star qualities such as: 1. giving me the ability to understand Lost while watching 2. allowing me watch the tiger woods press conference and feel sorry for the guy 3. making my chest strong enough to withstand bullets shot at close range and last but certainly not least 4. the power to accomplish 9-9-9. On the other end of the spectrum, there were the 1 star attributes. I'm not going to get into the obvious drawbacks of not including 0 stars as an option in this system. We'll just say it's an oversight and leave it at that. The 1 star qualities include: attaching to my body like a wet tongue to a frozen metal pipe, the luring in of females of all sizes, shapes, and species to get a piece, and it makes me want to watch 24, Burn Notice, & the Ghost Whisper, eat Filet O Fish Sandwiches, Chipotle Burritos, and White Castle lobster bites. So, I ran a complex formula through an expensive computer program to find the result, and that's how I determined that this shirt was worthy of 3 stars.
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